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Samuel L. Jackson - Go the F--k to Sleep

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nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

Niam, Beacon Theater NYC, May 2012. (x)

Niall going to catch Liam [x]

rikkisixx:

photobombed by animals lol

that llama omg. *dies*

ins-pired:

hiya hotties

stay-in-one-direction:

allnipsnohips:

skfjglndgvjsrtg OMG WHAT IS NIALL SHIRTLESS WHAT?!

KEEP IT OFFFFF