Monday, September 1, 2014
a little scary
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
That’s how i remember it.
I just love how emotions and memory shape up the way you perceive the world around you.
Palestinians play in the Mediterranean Sea off the coast of Gaza City, August 29, 2014, days after a ceasefire was reached. An open-ended ceasefire, mediated by Egypt, took effect on Tuesday evening. It called for an indefinite halt to hostilities, the immediate opening of Gaza’s blockaded crossings with Israel and Egypt, and a widening of the territory’s fishing zone in the Mediterranean. (Photos: Ibraheem Abu Mustafa / Reuters)
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
The Manchester United Drinking Game (2013/14 season)
For people who can’t drink, drink when:
- Kagawa starts.
- We score a goal.
- We pass forwards.
- Everyone plays properly in position.
- Everyone plays properly.
- Young does something that doesn’t make people…
this may be the strangest thing i have complained about ever but WHY CAN’T I FIND THIS DAMN NRA AD CAMPAIGN WITH TOM SELLECK IN IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I NEEEEED IT FOR THIS ASSIGNMENT IT’LL BE SHIT WITHOUT IT AHBJKFDS